Legal Notice of Fuck Around
and Find Out
Pursuant to the Doctrine of FAFO
Comes now the Aggrieved Party (hereinafter “The Person You Have Wronged”) to serve formal notice upon the Recipient (hereinafter “You Absolute Menace”) pursuant to the well-established doctrine of FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT (hereinafter “FAFO”).
Whereas you did knowingly and willfully commence to FUCK AROUND;
Whereas you were advised, both expressly and impliedly, that to FUCK AROUND would inevitably result in you having to FIND OUT;
Whereas a reasonable person of ordinary prudence would have elected NOT to FAFO;
Now therefore, be it known that the “Fuck Around” prong of FAFO has concluded, and the “Find Out” prong of FAFO shall commence effective IMMEDIATELY, with no further warnings, grace periods, or take-backsies.
You are hereby notified that under FAFO, liability attaches automatically upon the act of FUCKING AROUND, and the corresponding duty to FIND OUT is hereby deemed non-negotiable, fully vested, and richly deserved.
Any attempt to argue you were “just FAFO-ing” and did not expect to FIND OUT shall be dismissed with prejudice, and frankly, embarrassment.
Governed exclusively by the binding precedent of Should’ve Listened v. You, this notice requires no signature, as your fate was sealed the moment you elected to FAFO.